| Internal conversation between my acoustic and me gets awkward and then I hide under my desk. | |
| Guitar: | Come play me. |
| Me: | No. |
| Guitar: | Strum and stroke me, baby. |
| Me: | No. |
| Guitar: | But my wood is so hard, baby. |
| Me: | Go away. |
| Guitar: | Write a song for me, baby. |
| Me: | No. |
| Guitar: | *STRING BREAKS* |
| Me: | *TERRIFIED LITTLE GIRL SCREAM* |